6.12.14

PAPER TOWEL HOLDER (2014) : SO IT IS || THE BRIGGAIT

PAPER TOWEL HOLDER (2014)
Chair, light fixture, paper towel holder, paper towel roll, Briggait roof leak
340 x 340 x 90cm

Paper Towel Holder



By jalosatechnic22 on March 31, 2014


This is so unique and adds a bit of whimsey to your house, yet classy. It looks bigger in the picture; the weight is perfect for paper towel dispensing and it has a very small 'footprint' so fits anywhere. I purchased another one for the kitchen after receiving two more for the bathrooms. I LOVE IT, GREAT BUY!

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4.3.14

BROCCOLI (2014) : LEGACY || PLATFORM






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27.2.14

BOCCOLI FOOL : AN OPEN APOLOGY TO MY MOTHER

Mother
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Dear Mother,

It is with great sorrow in my heart; regret in my stomach; missed opportunity for calcium in my bones; and most of all, the mounting fear in my mind to finally uncover a morbid truth that I have kept hidden from you, for all these years.
The family were all too familiar with my hatred towards broccoli as a child. However, you have been kept in the dark regarding the full extent of this loathing, which verged onto the point of devilry.

For there was a time in my childhood - more specifically: Dinner Time - where I made ‘Broccoli Eating’ a purely theatrical performance. Frequently, you would witness the escalating confrontation with each consecutive pronged floret on my fork; followed by the inevitable tortured grimace as I reluctantly masticated the distasteful contents stuffed in my mouth for what seemed like hours on end - every night.

However, with each exaggerated chew, this show-biz act allowed me to bide my time until you would eventually leave the dinner table. On your departure, my warped, yet highly strategic plan would commence. I would shamelessly gob out this mound of now congealed green gunge into some ready-prepared multi-folds of toilet tissue. I would then artfully sculpt this substance into a compact ball and then quickly dispose the evidence into the big green bin – all before the highly absorbent package caused great leakage, which could have potentially expose my sin.

What a disgusting waste; a despicable crime; a dishonour to the Song family.

Mother, please forgive me.
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4.2.14

PERFECT GIRLFRIENDS PT. 2 || BARNES BUILDING




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Just like magic...